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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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