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| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldnt read word processing files from his old disk... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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