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| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant:- I cant drink from this mug. It has no opening.The sergeant ex... more
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| An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he be... more
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| - When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour re... more
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| Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.... more
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| The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they dont speak the same language. Fo... more
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| During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said,... more
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| At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?""Th... more
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| Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more
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| Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiti... more
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