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| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Computer helpline?Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.... more
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