Have a nice time with our jokes! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 118   Joke: They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for twenty years.""No", replied the super computer immediately. "Your mothers husband has been dead for twenty years. Your father just landed a three pound trout."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   You have just received the "Kentucky Virus"!!!As we aint got no programin experience, this here Virus works on the honor... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   Tech Support: "How may I help you today, sir?" Customer: "Hello...hey, er...I think Ive got the wrong software installed... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Angielskie dowcipy - najlepsze na rynku przeprowadzki warszawa w calej okolicy. Strone sponsoruje szkola jezyka angielski warszawa zajêcia dla firm oraz indywidualnie.