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| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| "Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" My right hand."" Amazing!Most people have to use... more
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| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| A caller, perplexed that his new desktop computer--the one that was supposed to do everything short of bringing on world... more
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| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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