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| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Why didnt you tell me I have call waiting?" Tech Support: "Sir, we have no way of knowing if you have call wa... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?Click Turpin... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facin... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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