Have a nice time with our jokes! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Computer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 107   Joke: Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "Youre all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So dont trouble the other employees."The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "Youre all working very hard, and Im very satisfied with all of you. One of our cleaners has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?"The cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool! For four weeks weve been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the cleaner!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Computer Jokes: 1.    Category: Computer jokes   Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more 2.    Category: Computer jokes   Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more 3.    Category: Computer jokes   A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through s... more 4.    Category: Computer jokes   Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more 5.    Category: Computer jokes   The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more 6.    Category: Computer jokes   When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more 7.    Category: Computer jokes   Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more 8.    Category: Computer jokes   A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more 9.    Category: Computer jokes   A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more 10.    Category: Computer jokes   Student: "Would it be possible to install Arabic language support on those computers?" Computer Teacher: "In order to us... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Angielskie dowcipy - najlepsze na rynku przeprowadzki warszawa w calej okolicy. Strone sponsoruje szkola jezyka angielski warszawa zajêcia dla firm oraz indywidualnie.