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| How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more
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| How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?Never enough.... more
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| Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more
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| Why dont lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... more
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| If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more
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| An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much i... more
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| 7. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background," sneered the lawyer at a witn... more
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| 8. | Category: Lawyer jokes  |
| Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? People were confused abou... more
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| What do lawyers do after they die?They lie still.... more
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| A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous statements you heard, exa... more
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