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| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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