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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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