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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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