| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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