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| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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