Have a nice time with our jokes! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Aviation jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 195   Joke: A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Aviation Jokes: 1.    Category: Aviation jokes   Tower: Whats your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, Im 6 foot tall and Im sitting front left.... more 2.    Category: Aviation jokes   A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement... more 3.    Category: Aviation jokes   McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing g... more 4.    Category: Aviation jokes   At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenge... more 5.    Category: Aviation jokes   On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton.... more 6.    Category: Aviation jokes   A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking... more 7.    Category: Aviation jokes   "Ive never flown before, said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, wont you?"All I can say... more 8.    Category: Aviation jokes   Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait,... more 9.    Category: Aviation jokes   An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in an... more 10.    Category: Aviation jokes   The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking l... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Angielskie dowcipy - najlepsze na rynku przeprowadzki warszawa w calej okolicy. Strone sponsoruje szkola jezyka angielski warszawa zajêcia dla firm oraz indywidualnie.