Have a nice time with our jokes! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Blind jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 182   Joke: A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog.""But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered."But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: "Oh, the dogs leash goes slack."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Blind Jokes: 1.    Category: Blind jokes   A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. "There is a blind man to see yo... more 2.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: What did a blind boys parents do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture... more 3.    Category: Blind jokes   There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, t... more 4.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: How did a blind man meet his wife?A: On a blind date!... more 5.    Category: Blind jokes   How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more 6.    Category: Blind jokes   Q: Why dont blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.... more 7.    Category: Blind jokes   Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?A. Trying to read a stucco wall.... more 8.    Category: Blind jokes   A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The blind man felt in his p... more 9.    Category: Blind jokes   Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers?A. Reading the waffle iron... more 10.    Category: Blind jokes   A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Angielskie dowcipy - najlepsze na rynku przeprowadzki warszawa w calej okolicy. Strone sponsoruje szkola jezyka angielski warszawa zajêcia dla firm oraz indywidualnie.